As a matter of fact, I can’t think of anyone except Orenthal James Simpson and his lawyer who would NOT be having a great day today. In Vegas the cops are happy, certainly if you ask the ”Las Vegas police officers who were heard in the recordings chuckling over Simpson’s misfortune and crowing that if Los Angeles couldn’t “get” him, they would.”
If this had been ANY OTHER American in the history of Americans (with the possible exception of Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy) I might have complained that every single bit of this case stunk of collusion by the Las Vegas justice community. But, since it was Orenthal, every body’s favorite homicidal running back, I wish I had been there to high 5 those cops who are so proud of themselves for “getting” the one that LA let get away.
Today is what you call a RED LETTER DAY for a crazy little phenomenon called KARMA!!!
A jury free of “ringers” came back with the guilty verdicts in well under a day. Yet, they took at least 5 times longer to convict the man than first jury took to clear him of all charges. I MUST give the Vegas jury more credit because THEY gave justice MUCH more respect than did the LA jury. I find it so ironic that if the first jury had convicted him on lesser charges than homicide, he might be out by now, or at least he’d have a chance of getting out someday. But this way, we can all be assured that, most likely, the SOB will spend the rest of his miserable, useless life behind bars.
Let me think for a moment…if Nicole and Ron have been gone for 14 years right now, I believe that makes Nicole’s children old enough to walk hand in hand with their father through the cameras surrounding the spectacle. But, I never saw either one of them walking into court with Dear Ol’ Dad. Arnelle, the perennial hand-holding daughter was there, but not the two children of a murdered mother. I wonder why that was? Do they know something that Arnelle refuses to know?
So, Yaley boy, exactly where are the people who are not happy today? I don’t know about the circles you run in but sign on to your computer and look around! Just a quick peek around the Net popped up these glowing endorsements and opinions:
The Kansas City Star described Simpson as “Hall-of-Fame running back and social pariah“.
Recent Comments left to and about Simpson:
“WOO WHOO!!! Rot in the cell…Fry in HELL OJ…”
“…It’s time for Simpson to go to jail. Just like Rodney King, he’s had more “second chances” than anyone deserves…”
“I lost all respect for the great American Justice when OJ got away with murder!”
Some dude named Muhammad that knows an English idiom, but not grammar states:
“O.J is an Idiot in my book need go jail”
Actually, I can’t find anyone other than Yale who WOULDN’T be happy today. OK…I’ll give ya OJ and 4 family members. But I refuse to believe that ANY family has MORE than 4 morons at any given time. Even the Osbornes only have 4 on TV, the rest are smart enough to leave us alone. Think about it, 4 Beverly Hillbillies, 4 Bundies, and 4 idiots in The Family Guy. (The dog and the baby are rather bright, for a dog and a baby.) So, MAYBE 4 of OJ’s relatives believe he didn’t kill Ron and Nicole, but no more. That’s 6 unhappy people at the most.
Who the hell isn’t happy about this?
Now that everyone is in a good mood, how about some fart humor?