Posted by: anniewilson | January 4, 2010

My New Year’s Resolutions…

…for this year are as follows:

1. I will eat more Pez.
2. I will gain 10 pounds, no more, no less.
3. I will celebrate my birthday
4. I will watch more TV.
5. I will have more sex.
6. I will not get a tattoo.
7. I will watch ‘Shaun of the Dead’ more than I did last year.
8. I will not let any man get two orgasms up on me.
9. Just to be a bitch, I will be nice to my oppugners.
10. I will extend my grammar correcting behavior to all of those within earshot.

I have more but I have to help my beautiful daughter clean house. BBS!



  1. This is my kind of resolutions!! .. love your blog! .. thanks for sharing 🙂 ..

  2. Why thank you HRB! Come again!


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